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Michele Bachmann Drops Out: Obama is a Socialist

Posted by | Filed under Economy | Jan 5, 2012 | Tags: , , |

Michele Bachmann ended her campaign for the presidency of the United States after falling short of her Iowa caucus election goals which were presumably not “last place.” A shell-shocked Bachmann attempted to read the word “poignant” however seemingly unintentionally uttered the alternate, far less common pronunciation of the word: “poyguhnant” as she honorably conceded the ...Read more.

Labor Day Charade

Posted by | Filed under Economy | Sep 5, 2011 | Tags: , , |

Every first Monday of September we celebrate an extra day off with barbeque and parades. We hail the beginning of autumn. We gear up for Football season. We celebrate the oppressed proletarian classes’ struggle for ownership of the means of production from the bourgeoisie capitalists. Oh. You forgot why we celebrate Labor Day? Okay, perhaps ...Read more.